Fashionable NY (telling the legendary tale known to all the family as the 'Great Rift'): "It was the twins first birthday together in many years. One of the twins got a CD with Mozart, and the other twin got a CD with frog noises. This caused a great divide, resulting in the Frog twin erasing the Mozart twin's name from the cake."
Husband: "How old were they at the time, like 5?"
Fashionable NY: "No, like 40, this was just a few years ago."