Domestic Ramblings- Pampers

Husband:  Who is San Francisco playing today?

Wife: Carolina Panthers

Husband: The Pampers?

Wife: Rice is going to come out of my nose because of you.

Domestic Ramblings- Flawless Hips

Me: Do you notice whenever the dance move [on Xbox] involves your hips you always get a flawless rating?

Husband: Don't mock the husband, it's not my fault I can rock my hips.

Cheese Please

What makes a good husband? How about one that makes cheese! Oh husband, you and your homemade ricotta cheese spoil me. :-) I'm not complaining.

Domestic Ramblings- It's Simple

Husband: It's simple. There are only 2 things that need to work. My running shoes and my marriage.

Wife: Asics and the Catholic Church would be so proud.

Domestic Ramblings- Turon

Crossing Guard waiving her hand at the pedestrians waiting: "Come On"

Husband: "Did she just say turon?"

Me: "You are clearly anchored...or hungry"

People's Guy

Wife: Do you think they ban Family Gun in China?

Husband: Maybe they just refer to it as People's Guy.

Vitamin D

After hearing me say for the millionth time how great lechon is, Husband's response: "Yes, lechon is chalked full of Vitamin D- Vitamin Delicious."

Me: "You get me, you just really get me."

Domestic Ramblings- Grumble

Husband upon learning that a group of pugs is called a grumble: "How many pugs is sufficient to constitute a grumble."

Wife: "1 is just a pug, 2 is a pair of pugs, so I think 3 pugs or more constitute a grumble."

Husband: "We should add to our life goals to have a grumble."

Wife: "This is why our marriage works."

Domestic Ramblings- Teriyaki Much

Wife looking at phone with confused expression: "I just tried searching for teriyaki and Swype thought I typed 'trotsky'."

Husband: "This is truly one of the best moments of our relationship so far."

Domestic Ramblings- Let Them Eat Cake

Fashionable NY (telling the legendary tale known to all the family as the 'Great Rift'):  "It was the twins first birthday together in many years. One of the twins got a CD with Mozart, and the other twin got a CD with frog noises. This caused a great divide, resulting in the Frog twin erasing the Mozart twin's name from the cake."

Husband: "How old were they at the time, like 5?"

Fashionable NY: "No, like 40, this was just a few years ago."

Goodbye Singapore

Great conference / vacation. Back to the 9-9 grind but Singapore, we'll definitely be back. The food is just too good and the locals are too friendly.

Husband: "The transformation is complete. I ate rice for breakfast, lunch and dinner and enjoyed it."

Domestic Ramblings- Snackin

Wife: "Are you hungry? Want some snacks?"

Husband: "No. Why? Got Any?"

Domestic Ramblings- Geography

Husband to Matchmaker as we explore the Asian Art Museum: "Where's the Mediterranean Sea?" 

Matchmaker: "Wait I know this, it's right here."

Husband: "No."

Domestic Ramblings- Elementary Proficiency

From the Husband's Linked-In profile- something stands out...

Domestic Ramblings- Language

Husband: What time is your train?

Wife: Wait, what am I buying?

Husband: I love when we speak different languages.

Domestic Ramblings- Normalcy

Husband on his way out the door to work: "Your normalcy always astounds me."

Wife: "Thanks?"

Domestic Ramblings- What Playoffs?

Husband looking at tent of sports paraphernalia as we drive by: "Curry for $30- I could go for curry but $30 is pricey. Must be good curry they're promoting."

Wife: "It's the jersey number for Stephen Curry of the Golden State Warriors, ya know cuz of the playoffs."

Husband: "Nope. But I do know Donald Knuth."

Wife: "So not the same."