Husband looking at tent of sports paraphernalia as we drive by: "Curry for $30- I could go for curry but $30 is pricey. Must be good curry they're promoting."
Wife: "It's the jersey number for Stephen Curry of the Golden State Warriors, ya know cuz of the playoffs."
Husband: "Nope. But I do know Donald Knuth."
Wife: "So not the same."
